add-a-little-spark: lolsofunny: i’ma open a can of whoop ass Anyone else wondering what the hell is in that can? Liquid whoop ass duh.

add-a-little-spark: lolsofunny: i’ma open a can of whoop ass Anyone else wondering what the hell is in that can? Liquid whoop ass duh.

Angrytransblogger: Rnisandrists: Elf-In-Mirror: This Right Here, Ladies And Gentlemen, Just Might Be The Best Beauty-And-Beast-Story Ever. Because Any Little Girl (Or Boy For That Matter) Should Grow Up Knowing That You Could Be A Giant Green Ogre,

Icouldcrushyouwithmyvoice: The Accuracy…. It Hurts

3 Days Till My Scholarship Is Due 5 Days Till I Leave 9 Days Till Christmas 15 Days Till 2014 Just So Done With This Year. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Been Great But I Miss My Classes, I Miss My Friends, I Miss Having The Will To Do Stuff Other Than Procrastinate.

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Swolizard: Lollyeonard: Best Line Out Of The Whole Thing If I Was A Girl And Lifted Heavy… This Is What Would Be My Motivationd

Dogapult: How Come When Someone Decides To Eat Only Fruits And Vegetables People Commend Them For Their “Willpower” And “Diligence” But When I Decide To Eat A Diet Composed Entirely Of Mozzarella Sticks And Vodka Suddenly I’m “Out Of Control”

Tom-Sits-Like-A-Whore: Yo, Pepsi Fired Some Shots, But Coca Cola Fucking Bazooka’d Them Back.

Swolizard: Alright Santa Calm Down, I Didnt Steal Your Protein Bruh.

Action! Excitement! Romance! Intrigue!

Arpeggia: Drawings Using Graphite, Tape, And Resin By Brooks Shane Salzwedel Click On Each Image For The Title And See More Brooks Shane Salzwedel Posts Here.

Tomandbensbitch: Possibly The Best Advice, Ever.

Swolizard: This Is From The Documentary “Jiro Dreams Of Sushi” If Anyone Is Wondering. And It’s 5 Stars… So Watch It

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