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Swolizard: Lollyeonard: Best Line Out Of The Whole Thing If I Was A Girl And Lifted Heavy… This Is What Would Be My Motivationd
Dogapult: How Come When Someone Decides To Eat Only Fruits And Vegetables People Commend Them For Their “Willpower” And “Diligence” But When I Decide To Eat A Diet Composed Entirely Of Mozzarella Sticks And Vodka Suddenly I’m “Out Of Control”
Tom-Sits-Like-A-Whore: Yo, Pepsi Fired Some Shots, But Coca Cola Fucking Bazooka’d Them Back.
Swolizard: Alright Santa Calm Down, I Didnt Steal Your Protein Bruh.
Action! Excitement! Romance! Intrigue!
Arpeggia: Drawings Using Graphite, Tape, And Resin By Brooks Shane Salzwedel Click On Each Image For The Title And See More Brooks Shane Salzwedel Posts Here.
Tomandbensbitch: Possibly The Best Advice, Ever.
Swolizard: This Is From The Documentary “Jiro Dreams Of Sushi” If Anyone Is Wondering. And It’s 5 Stars… So Watch It
Unshaped: Disneydelirium: Selfie Status While My Homegirl Choke A Ging Bitch I Can’t Breathe
Tonistark24: My Ap Psych Teacher From High School Keeps Binders And Notebooks With Dicks Drawn On Them To Use As Visual Aids For The Freudian Unit. One Time She Did This Life Changing Little “Experiment” Where She Ever So Calmly Asked Guys Why They
Skidpuppet: The End Justifies The Memes
Humansofnewyork: I Asked Her For A Piece Of Advice, And She Reached Into Her Mom’s Purse And Pulled Out A Whiteboard. “She Has Laryngitis,” Her Mom Explained. “No Talking For A Week.”
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