Tom-Sits-Like-A-Whore: Yo, Pepsi Fired Some Shots, But Coca Cola Fucking Bazooka’d Them Back.
dogapult: how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control”
