gallifreyantimelady: gallifreyantimelady: my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit throats with’ and he didn’t even react he said that he’s used to hearing my satanic homicidal remarks

gallifreyantimelady: gallifreyantimelady: my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit throats with’ and he didn’t even react he said that he’s used to hearing my satanic homicidal remarks

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