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A Better Fit
A Better Fit
*Cries Under The Mistletoe With A Bottle Of Vodka*
Paintedgoat: We Hadn’t Had An Indoor Christmas Tree For Many Years. The Waste Of A Perfectly Good Tree Just Seemed Dumb To Me. My Mother N Law Thought We Were The Dumb Ones. It’s For The Kids! She Said… She Went Out And Bought Us A 4 Foot Fake
Totallyadhd: Amaloli: Amaloli: Today In Art Class A Guy Made A Dick Out Of Clay And When The Art Teacher Was Walking Around She Stopped In Front Of Him And Stared At It And Just Said “It Doesn’t Look Very Accurate” And Walked Away All The Guys
Officialannakendrick: *Has A Long Hot Shower*I Can’t Wait For Tonight*Brushes Teeth*I’m So Excited*Dries Hair*This Is Going To Be An Amazing Night*Gets Into Bed**Goes To Sleep*
Ionlyliftontuesdays: Draculah: Jon-O-Rama: Beards Make You Hotter. This Is Science. And Mustaches Make You Creepier. That Is Also Science. From Really Hot To Omg Is That My Dad In Less Than .2 Seconds.
Breadmaakesyoufat: I Just Heard A Bouncing Noise And Then That Was Followed By My Dad Saying &Amp;Ldquo;Oh No My Potato&Amp;Rdquo;
Be Fit Or Die Fat
Putthatazztowork: Crossfitters: Chelsea Lewis All I Want In The World Is Those Pants.
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Be Fit Or Die Fat
Foodtrucker: I Think Teenage Girls Would Be Less Obsessed With Vampires Once They Realise That They’re Just Human Mosquitos
Freemindfreebody: Legitbodyjewelry: A White Opal Gem Cluster Inside Of A Circular Barbell (By #Anatometal) In This Healed Conch Piercing From @Courtneyjanemaxwell I Like This A Lot.
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