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A Better Fit

A Better Fit

A Better Fit

*Cries Under The Mistletoe With A Bottle Of Vodka*

 *Cries Under The Mistletoe With A Bottle Of Vodka*

Paintedgoat: We Hadn’t Had An Indoor Christmas Tree For Many Years. The Waste Of A Perfectly Good Tree Just Seemed Dumb To Me. My Mother N Law Thought We Were The Dumb Ones. It’s For The Kids! She Said… She Went Out And Bought Us A 4 Foot Fake

Paintedgoat:  We Hadn’t Had An Indoor Christmas Tree For Many Years. The Waste

Totallyadhd: Amaloli: Amaloli: Today In Art Class A Guy Made A Dick Out Of Clay And When The Art Teacher Was Walking Around She Stopped In Front Of Him And Stared At It And Just Said “It Doesn’t Look Very Accurate” And Walked Away All The Guys

Totallyadhd:  Amaloli:  Amaloli:  Today In Art Class A Guy Made A Dick Out Of Clay

Officialannakendrick: *Has A Long Hot Shower*I Can’t Wait For Tonight*Brushes Teeth*I’m So Excited*Dries Hair*This Is Going To Be An Amazing Night*Gets Into Bed**Goes To Sleep*

Officialannakendrick:  *Has A Long Hot Shower*I Can’t Wait For Tonight*Brushes

Ionlyliftontuesdays: Draculah: Jon-O-Rama: Beards Make You Hotter. This Is Science. And Mustaches Make You Creepier. That Is Also Science. From Really Hot To Omg Is That My Dad In Less Than .2 Seconds.

Ionlyliftontuesdays:  Draculah:  Jon-O-Rama:  Beards Make You Hotter. This Is Science.

Breadmaakesyoufat: I Just Heard A Bouncing Noise And Then That Was Followed By My Dad Saying &Amp;Ldquo;Oh No My Potato&Amp;Rdquo;

Breadmaakesyoufat:  I Just Heard A Bouncing Noise And Then That Was Followed By My

Be Fit Or Die Fat

Be Fit Or Die Fat

Putthatazztowork: Crossfitters: Chelsea Lewis  All I Want In The World Is Those Pants.

Putthatazztowork:  Crossfitters:  Chelsea Lewis   All I Want In The World Is Those

Eatclean

Eatclean

Be Fit Or Die Fat

Be Fit Or Die Fat

Foodtrucker: I Think Teenage Girls Would Be Less Obsessed With Vampires Once They Realise That They’re Just Human Mosquitos

Foodtrucker:  I Think Teenage Girls Would Be Less Obsessed With Vampires Once They

Freemindfreebody: Legitbodyjewelry: A White Opal Gem Cluster Inside Of A Circular Barbell (By #Anatometal) In This Healed Conch Piercing From @Courtneyjanemaxwell I Like This A Lot.

Freemindfreebody:  Legitbodyjewelry:  A White Opal Gem Cluster Inside Of A Circular

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