thegestianpoet: how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

thegestianpoet: how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

Collegeessayguy: As Awesome As This Word Is, You Shouldn’t Use It In Your College Essay. (Because Even The Reader Wouldn’t Know What It Meant.) :-)

Urby87: Nickcomino: Boo Fucking Hoo I “Friend-Zoned” A Guy Once. He Was So Nice! He Did Make Me Feel Pretty Guilty For Not Reciprocating His Feelings, Though. And He Did Kind Of Cause The Occasional Rift Between Me And My Boyfriend, Whom

Permanently Present

I’m Wet And Happy In The Mud And Dirt And Trees I’m Dry And Cozy In A Blanket By My Laptop My Brain Still Repeats Lyrics I Wish I Wrote And When I Write I Get Verse Jumbled God-Given Trains Of Thought That Don’t Resemble Any Songs My Head Hears

Swolizard: The-Lifting-Yogi: Ok, So The First Picture Is A Lovely Example Of Me In The Prime Of My Eating Disorder. Just Goes To Show, Just Like Anything Else, An Eating Disorder Doesn’t Have A Certain “Look”. The Second Is Me About A Month Ago,

Rise And Rise Again Until Lambs Become Lions

When I Stress How Important It Is To Record Workouts

Princeofpumpkins: Miketooch: Hiyamiles: Buy Me Cute Underwear And I Will Let U See Me Wearing It If I Buy You Nothing, Can I See You Wearing That? That Was Smooth As Fuck Omg

Training More Than My Pokemon

My Diet This Time Of Year

When I Hear Girls Say They Want To &Quot;Lift&Quot; Just To &Quot;Tone Up&Quot;

Me On The Pull Up Bar

lucypinder madison_ivy