This weighs 17.6 oz, contains 2000 calories, all from 500 grams of sugar. Good bye liver. And dignity cuz guess who’s gonna have a fucking huge pole in her mouth. Well, it’s good practicing

This weighs 17.6 oz, contains 2000 calories, all from 500 grams of sugar. Good bye liver. And dignity cuz guess who’s gonna have a fucking huge pole in her mouth. Well, it’s good practicing

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