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My Mint Chocolate Cake Was Delish

Kanyewesticle: They-Were-All-Yellow-Too: Kanyewesticle: When Santa Gets Horny Does He Touch His Elf There Are Two Types Of People I Was Literally The Only Fucking Person In This Post Before You Came Along

Telling Your Watson You're Alive

Darecrowavis: Simsgonewrong: So One Of My Sims Died, And The Grim Reaper Turned Up To Do His Business, But Then Another Of My Sims Went Into Labour And The Grim Reaper Started Freaking The Hell Out &Amp;Ldquo;This Is Not My Job. This Is The Exact Opposite

Porkskins: Porkskins: Im Here At Walmart Does Anybody Want Anything I Was Thinking Maybe Something That I Could Buy With 10 Dollars

Useyourcharm: So I Can Live Off Mashed Potatoes Is That What You’re Saying

Sagihairius: This Girl Ripped Her Galaxy Leggings Today And I Couldnt Stop Laughing Because There Was A Rip In The Fabric Of Space

Timeswontchange: This Plate Is The Only Thing Which Is Allowed To Tell Me How To Live My Life..

Whoviansandhunters: Decided To Text My Mom This (Even Tho She Was In The Next Room)

Tongues In Trees

Thegestianpoet: Romanticize The Fuck Out Of Life If Thats How You Cope Who Cares Fuck Those Text Posts That Are Like “Your Life Will Never Be A Wes Anderson Movie” Well Of Course It Won’t But I’m Buying That Cute Yellow Tea Kettle Anyways Motherfucker

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