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gym closes in two hours, thirty minutes. is there time for a nap? but i also want to be home to help mom with the soup before five. and i have no plan for the gym yet. also went out job hunting and all the leads are to apply online so there’s the

gym closes in two hours, thirty minutes. is there time for a nap? but i also want to be home to help mom with the soup before five. and i have no plan for the gym yet. also went out job hunting and all the leads are to apply online so there’s the

Thirstingaintdead: *Googles Big Word Before I Fuck Around And Use It Injudiciously*

Thirstingaintdead:  *Googles Big Word Before I Fuck Around And Use It Injudiciously*

Carry-On-My-Jingle-Butt: The-Rosy-Doctor: Fictionalfix: Groovytimeladyinspace:  #I Can Just Imagine A Conversation Going #Mom! #What?!#Where Did You Put The John Green Novels? #They’re Somewhere In Maine #No I Checked Maine. They’re Not In

Carry-On-My-Jingle-Butt:  The-Rosy-Doctor:  Fictionalfix:  Groovytimeladyinspace:

I Put The &Quot;Hot&Quot; In Psychotic

I Put The &Quot;Hot&Quot; In Psychotic

Tomlinstop: Captainoftoast: Fuckyeahmusearmy: Thefabulousdangergays: Mrcraabs: Do You Really Love Your Parents? I Bet You Cant Name 4 Of Their Albums “Get Dressed It’s 4Pm” “You’ve Been Sat At That Computer All Day” “Tidy Your God-Damn

Tomlinstop:  Captainoftoast:  Fuckyeahmusearmy:  Thefabulousdangergays:  Mrcraabs:

Yindy

Yindy

4Fuckssake: Jackfreak1994: When Lilo Graduated From High School, Grand Councilwoman Immediately Calls Her And Tells Her That She Is Really Interested For Her To Become A Future Captain Of The Galactic Armada, But For Her To Do That She Will First Have

4Fuckssake:  Jackfreak1994:  When Lilo Graduated From High School, Grand Councilwoman

Unapologetically Human

Unapologetically Human

Tiny-Piff: Yes

Tiny-Piff:  Yes

Booksarevolution: Simplyshrinking: Everchangingworlds: Queerassfolks: Tips For Self Defense In Places Where You Can’t Use The Likes Of Pepper Spray Etc (It’s Also Legal). Use A House Key Or A Car Key If You Have Key Rings On The Keys, Simply Keep

Booksarevolution:  Simplyshrinking:  Everchangingworlds:  Queerassfolks:  Tips For

Wastetheday: A Lot Covered In One Book….

Wastetheday:  A Lot Covered In One Book….

Waterclimb: Do-Not-Feed-The-Animal: Itslikethatfrenchthing: Alyssaemilie: If You Close Your Eyes Right Before The Train Hits, Your Brain Will Think That You Have Died. Some People Find Calmness In This. I Always Reblog This I Just Love It So Much 

Waterclimb:  Do-Not-Feed-The-Animal:  Itslikethatfrenchthing:  Alyssaemilie:  If

Furiwokaaan: Ok I Know You Dont Know How To Cook But Listen Sometimes I Forgot How To Cook Too And When I Do I Heck Up I Heck Up Really Bad I’m Laughing So Hard How Can You Fuck Up This Badly

Furiwokaaan:   Ok I Know You Dont Know How To Cook But Listen Sometimes I Forgot

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