thirstingaintdead: *Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

thirstingaintdead: Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously

Carry-On-My-Jingle-Butt: The-Rosy-Doctor: Fictionalfix: Groovytimeladyinspace: #I Can Just Imagine A Conversation Going #Mom! #What?!#Where Did You Put The John Green Novels? #They’re Somewhere In Maine #No I Checked Maine. They’re Not In

I Put The &Quot;Hot&Quot; In Psychotic

Tomlinstop: Captainoftoast: Fuckyeahmusearmy: Thefabulousdangergays: Mrcraabs: Do You Really Love Your Parents? I Bet You Cant Name 4 Of Their Albums “Get Dressed It’s 4Pm” “You’ve Been Sat At That Computer All Day” “Tidy Your God-Damn

Yindy

4Fuckssake: Jackfreak1994: When Lilo Graduated From High School, Grand Councilwoman Immediately Calls Her And Tells Her That She Is Really Interested For Her To Become A Future Captain Of The Galactic Armada, But For Her To Do That She Will First Have

Unapologetically Human

Tiny-Piff: Yes

Booksarevolution: Simplyshrinking: Everchangingworlds: Queerassfolks: Tips For Self Defense In Places Where You Can’t Use The Likes Of Pepper Spray Etc (It’s Also Legal). Use A House Key Or A Car Key If You Have Key Rings On The Keys, Simply Keep

Wastetheday: A Lot Covered In One Book….

Waterclimb: Do-Not-Feed-The-Animal: Itslikethatfrenchthing: Alyssaemilie: If You Close Your Eyes Right Before The Train Hits, Your Brain Will Think That You Have Died. Some People Find Calmness In This. I Always Reblog This I Just Love It So Much

Furiwokaaan: Ok I Know You Dont Know How To Cook But Listen Sometimes I Forgot How To Cook Too And When I Do I Heck Up I Heck Up Really Bad I’m Laughing So Hard How Can You Fuck Up This Badly

Confusedtree: Charlotteness: Confusedtree: It’d Be Neat If Someone Invented Waterproof Breakfast Food So I Could Eat In The Shower Dude. It’s Called Fruit. What Kinda Punkass Pet Tortoise Breakfast Do You Think I’m Eating You Son Of A Shit