Confusedtree: Charlotteness: Confusedtree: It’d Be Neat If Someone Invented Waterproof Breakfast Food So I Could Eat In The Shower Dude. It’s Called Fruit. What Kinda Punkass Pet Tortoise Breakfast Do You Think I’m Eating You Son Of A Shit
furiwokaaan: ok i know you dont know how to cook but listen sometimes i forgot how to cook too and when i do i heck up i heck up really bad I’M LAUGHING SO HARD HOW CAN YOU FUCK UP THIS BADLY
