theglitteringthong: sharkeishaa: My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result Still not at the mall though

theglitteringthong: sharkeishaa: My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result Still not at the mall though

I-Am-Mishafuckingcollins: Fuck-Benedict: Fuck-Benedict: There’s A Huge Difference Between “Let People Do What They Choose With Their Bodies” And “Let Those 12 Year Olds Have Irresponsible Sex” Its Been 2 Days And This Has Like 50K Notes

Nintendumb: Imagine How Radical Being A Pet Fish Is Like Youre Just Swimming Around And Suddenly It Starts Raining Food

Kurtbraunohler: Last Night I Got An Unprompted Text From A Random Number. I Went With It.

Stephaniesquirrel: Psymcdingo: Looks Like Sochi Is Ready For The Olympics Part Ii Part I Source Did Sochi Make Everything For Olymics Out Of Ikea Stuff But Just… Lose The Instructions Or Something?

Tokenblackconfessions: Photos From Ithaca College’s African Student Association “Fight The Stereotype” Campaign. So Important.

Memewhore: Tarantism… Quentin Tarantino… Making Sense.

Jagrbush: Austria Takes The Early Lead For Clumsiest Olympic Delegation (X)

Thatsgrace: How To Have A Valentine’s Day Date Look X

Fiftyshadesofgravy: Unicornsandrainbowmoustaches: No Matter How Many Followers I Get I Swear Only 12 People Actually Read My Posts Worked For Jesus

Sweet-Bitsy: Awwww-Cute: Went To A Pet Store Today And Saw This Giant Rabbit So You Decided To Throw Money At It Like A Stripper

Fyeahnursingthings: I Am An Er Nurse. I Am So Tired Of Bringing A Patient Meds And Having The Whole Family Ask “Did The Doctor Recommend That?” No, The Janitor Thought Some Norepinephrine Might Fix Your Mom’s Bp Of 50/10, But She Seemed Pretty

Art-Calavera: Due To A Friendly Request, Here, Have An Armored Queen Elsa.

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