aggroro: pricklylegs: sirmicdoodle: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your

aggroro: pricklylegs: sirmicdoodle: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your

Http://Www.youtube.com/Attribution_Link?A=B-Zf3E27Sp4&Amp;U=/Watch?V=Ctyoc6Aykou&Amp;Feature=Share

&Amp;Ldquo;Snow Day&Amp;Rdquo;

Spastasmagoria: Theclearlydope: Me On The Phone: Yeah I’m Going To Be Late To Work Today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s A Cat Gang Bang Happening On Top Of My Car. Supervisor: (Silence) Supervisor: Well Can’t You Break It Up? Me: Who Am I To Break

Pulvering: If You Have Ever Lost Someone Very Important To You, Then You Already Know How It Feels; And If You Haven't, You Cannot Possibly Imagine It.

1Like1Prayer: You Know A Lot Of Shit Is Being Talked In The Teachers Lounge

Starbuckers: Who Needs An Iphone When You Have This Bad Boy

Pearlfey: Seriously Though Take This Personality Quiz And Tell Me What You Get. It’s Important. I Got Sheep. I Am A Fucking Sheep.

Gerita-O-Clock: The Best Insults The Ones That Start With A Cuss Word And End With A Completely Random Word. Hey, Bitchcone. Look Here, Fuckstripe. Fuck Off, Asspole.

Barackobama: Rabioheab: I Think There’s Been A Mistake No It Isn’t Congratulations, You Are Now The President Of The United States

Alonglineofbread: Thatcorbincrow: Imagine Bioluminescent Mermaids Imagine Mermaids With Symbiotic Relationships With Other Animals Imagine Whale Sized Mermaids In The Arctic Circle Imagine Tiny Tropical Seahorse Mermaids Imagine Mermaids With Scales

Crocspaperscissors: Godheadcomplex: Godheadcomplex: Apparently My College Campus Is Getting Burrito Vending Machines??? Why Someone Has Pointed Out To Me That The Burrito Box Comes With Free Wifi Now Im Interested Did A Burrito Vending Machine Not

Uswe: Nothin-But-Bad-News: I Like How Everyone Jokes About How Nice Canada Is And How They Never Hurt Anyone, But They Literally Rioted Because They Lost The Stanley Cup In 2011 (The Superbowl Of Hockey). Hockey Isn’t A Joke In Canada The

reversedeepthroat rimjob