Death's Monocle's Blog.

Death's Monocle's Blog.

So-Tired-Of-Running: Del0Ppus: If Someone Ever Tells You A Certain Song Is Important To Them You Should Turn It Up And Lay On Your Bed And Close Your Eyes And Really Listen To It Even If Its 10 Minutes Long Because At The End You Will Know That Person

Ilikelookingatnakedmen: Friendly Reminder That You Can Buy Sweets Called “Ärsche Mit Ohren” In Germany, Which Is Literally Translated With “Asses With Ears” Brb Setting Up Import Business

Farrox: Farrox: Spooky Fact: There Is At Least One Living Skeleton In Your House Right Now And It Is Very Close. Get Out Of There I Said Run Not Have Sex With It

Airyairyquitecontrary: Cosmogyralbell: Mister-Smalls: If You Ever Feel Bad About Your Own Writing, Just Remember That One Of The World’s Most Well-Known Works Of Classic Literature Is Self-Insert Fanfiction Where The Author Hangs Out With His Favorite

Death's Monocle's Blog.

Lackofa: Isixdream: All These Mermaid Posts Are Fantastic And All, But You Know What Other Half Human Creature I’d Like To See? Centaurs. Chubby Pony Centaurs. Big Buff Clydesdale Centaurs. Graceful Deer Bodied Centaurs. African Centaurs With Zebra

Universalpotatochip: Universalpotatochip: My Stomach Growled Super Loud In French Omg I Would Like To Clarify My Stomach Did Not Speak French. It Growled In French Class I Apologize

Artisticamnesiac: Zoewashburne: When A Piece Of Dialogue Just Appears In Your Head Out Of Nowhere And You Don’t Even Know Who The Characters Are But They’re Dialoguing And They’re Upset Or Angry And They’re Saying Things And Perhaps There’s

Kinshishi: Hajohinta: Evolution Door Someone Is Gonna Lose Their Damn Fingers

Opiumdreamland: Darning-Socks: Fanfiction Is Nice Until You’re Threatened With Being A Character In It Haha, No Tho, I’d Fucking Smack A Bitch If They Tried To Fucking Invade My Personal Space And Film Me Without Asking Like That (Even If They

Opiumdreamland: There Were No Venti Or Trenta Iced Cups At Our Store, So We Only Were Able To Give People Grande Drinks…This Is The Perfect Gif For Tonight…Xd

Xmasclub: All I Want Is Attention But Only From Certain People

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