craziesunshine: poppadyrkas: That’s why you have two hands silly #omg why is the hand on fire?#and okay#why does god wanna hold my hand while I’m masturbating anyway?#that’s weird god#stop that

craziesunshine: poppadyrkas: That’s why you have two hands silly #omg why is the hand on fire?#and okay#why does god wanna hold my hand while I’m masturbating anyway?#that’s weird god#stop that

Rock-Brigade: Kaiserneko: Mewtwoofficial: Globegander: I Love This Show. He’s Beating His Meat To Raven’s Legs His Shirt Says “Food Pun” Was This Meant For Kids

Fuckmewithacactus: Insuffera6Le6Itch: Saw This When She First Posted It And Rolled My Eyes But It Has Taken An Unexpected (And Pleasant) Turn So Doing This

Sarcasmsaidit: These College Emails I’ve Been Getting Have Started To Sound More And More Serial Killer-Ish.

Xxtsomexx: Sordilezas: &Amp;Ldquo;What About When You Get Old?&Amp;Rdquo;Tattooed Seniors Answer The Question. Those Nipple Rings Make My Nipples Hurt Just By Looking At Them. Like Wicked Bad.

Kidhippie: Panano: Peaing: This Is An Important Reminder That Ur Legs Are Cute Even The Top Of Ur Inner Thigh Where There Are Stretch Marks, Where Ur Thighs Meet. Cute Also The Scars That Might Riddle Ur Lil Leggies. Theyre Cute And The Backs Of Ur

Whiskeyandspentbrass: &Amp;Ldquo;A Day May Come When The Courage Of Men Fails, When We Forsake Our Friends And Break All Bonds Of Fellowship, But It Is Not This Day. An Hour Of Wolves And Shattered Shields, When The Age Of Men Comes Crashing Down! But It

Detectivearlert: I Have Never Seen A Single Cishet Person Get Hate Just For Being Cishet Its Usually Because They Said Something Homophobic Or Transphobic Like Really Where Are You People Getting These Horror Stories Of Cishet People Being Bullied For

Giddytf2: Ollivander: Technicolorcrows: Utuututututu-Deactivated2014020: ♥ If You Encounter Something Like This, Call Animal Control Or The Nearest Marine Mammal Center Right Away! There Have Been A Lot Of Seals Abandoning Their Pups In Recent Years,

Chancemaycrown: Morsstupebit: Getsherlockinmybed: The Eyesex Is Killing Me…. “See You In Bed Jawn…” All I Am Saying Is That Back In The Day When I Would Go To Gay Bars And Clubs, I Would Sit There At The Bar Alone And Wait. And When Someone

Modified-Mommy: Pleatedjeans: An 8-Year-Old’s Homework. Via And He Got A Fucking Star

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Waywardcastiel: I Got A Text From A Number I Didn’t Recognise Today And I Sent Them The Entirety Of The Lotr: Fellowship Of The Ring Script That Isn’t Even 1/20Th Of It Im Laughin So Hard

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