tyrabankruptcy: I would go to one of these parties but first I gotta make sure my health insurance covers it

tyrabankruptcy: I would go to one of these parties but first I gotta make sure my health insurance covers it

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Televisonrulesthenation: Fancypancakes: Confused-Companion: Whoever Wrote This Line Needs To Receive A Medal I Will Reblog This Until My Fingers Bleed Seth Myers Wrote That Line, That’s Why He’s Smiling.

Umyehs: Fedorahatmatt: Umyehs: Breaking News: White Cis Boy Drinks A Can Of Monster Energy Drink, More At 11 Breaking News: Tumblr Feminists Continue To Make Jokes About Cis White Guys Which In Turn Make Them Look Exactly Like The Idea Of Man Hating

Cinnasownmockingjay: That Is Not My Butt.

Sasschapel: Guys My Snapchat Game Is So Strong Right Now

Unclefather: Amandaonwriting: Nine Wonderful Words About Words From 25 Things You Had No Idea There Were Words For Egg Corn

Whoa-Nudity: Chastitybites: “Those Who Cannot Remember The Past Are Condemned To Repeat It.” —George Santayana I’m So Embarrassed To Live In Arizona.

Ahpart: Today In Class I Was Putting On Lip Balm And This Guy Said “No Matter How Much Makeup You Put On You’ll Still Be Ugly” So I Just Looked At Him And Said “No Matter How Much You Act Like A Dick Yours Won’t Get Any Bigger”

Rendigo: Tastefullyoffensive: &Amp;Ldquo;She Never Thought The Toilet Paper Roll Would Fight Back.&Amp;Rdquo; [Jesst] Whatwhat Are Ferrets Even Made Of?????

Condom: Don’t Tell Me To Calm Down I’ll Throw A Fucking Desk At Your Face

5:30 Am; Up And At 'Em!

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