unclefather: amandaonwriting: Nine Wonderful Words About Words from 25 things you had no idea there were words for Egg Corn

unclefather: amandaonwriting: Nine Wonderful Words About Words from 25 things you had no idea there were words for Egg Corn

Whoa-Nudity: Chastitybites: “Those Who Cannot Remember The Past Are Condemned To Repeat It.” —George Santayana I’m So Embarrassed To Live In Arizona.

Ahpart: Today In Class I Was Putting On Lip Balm And This Guy Said “No Matter How Much Makeup You Put On You’ll Still Be Ugly” So I Just Looked At Him And Said “No Matter How Much You Act Like A Dick Yours Won’t Get Any Bigger”

Rendigo: Tastefullyoffensive: &Amp;Ldquo;She Never Thought The Toilet Paper Roll Would Fight Back.&Amp;Rdquo; [Jesst] Whatwhat Are Ferrets Even Made Of?????

Condom: Don’t Tell Me To Calm Down I’ll Throw A Fucking Desk At Your Face

5:30 Am; Up And At 'Em!

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Berksome: Is There Ever That One Character That Has Nothing But Deserves Everything And You Just Want To Cuddle Them And Tell Them Everything’s Gonna Be Alright

Vergen: Randomly Compliment People Because Sometimes That Will Be The Only Kind Words They Will Hear That Day

Michandrea Is Life

Michandrea Is Life

Megustamemes: That Is A Massive Man And A Fearless Dog!

I Really Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Want To Go To The Gym This Morning. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To The Yoga Class At 5Pm Instead. Just Tired And I Need To Stretch, And Stretch Well. Or Maybe Since I Want To Replace Cardio, Do The African Dance Class At 12Pm. I Still Have

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