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daggerpen: lil-bit-ghei: “What were you wearing?” I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when

daggerpen: lil-bit-ghei: “What were you wearing?” I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when

daggerpen:  lil-bit-ghei:  “What were you wearing?” I wore a

Jaclcfrost: I Like It When People Think I’m Younger Than I Actually Am Because It’s Like Yes. Yes I Have Fooled You. You Think I Look Young But In Reality I Am Not And Have Been Alive For Several Centuries. I Am Centuries Old. I Am Immortal. And

Jaclcfrost:  I Like It When People Think I’m Younger Than I Actually Am Because

Jonasbrothers: They Better Play Corbin Bleu’s “Push It To The Limit” When I’m In The Delivery Room Or Else I Am Not Giving Birth To That Child 

Jonasbrothers:   They Better Play Corbin Bleu’s “Push It To The Limit” When

Wificrossing: I Wish Animal Crossing Was Real Like U Walk Into A New Town Dirt Poor And Suddenly U Have A Career And People Who Like U

Wificrossing:  I Wish Animal Crossing Was Real Like U Walk Into A New Town Dirt Poor

Dansbunk: Msjarvis: Master-Of-Duct-Tape: Handbuiltbyrob0Ts: [X] I Peed On The Hamster I Was Wondering.. Is The First One Keith Richards’ Cat? :P Are You Kidding You Missed The Best One

Dansbunk:  Msjarvis:  Master-Of-Duct-Tape:  Handbuiltbyrob0Ts:  [X]  I Peed On The

Sakurasunshine: Partofyournope: Celerysticks4Life: Reindeersarebetter: Christmas In Arendelle No You Can’t Throw Christmas Into This Imagine Elsa Spending Christmas Alone In Her Room With Her Own Little Ice Tree. And Singing Christmas Carols With

Sakurasunshine:  Partofyournope:  Celerysticks4Life:  Reindeersarebetter:  Christmas

Papayadog: Scandalous

Papayadog:  Scandalous

Zumapunt: Strongblackbrotha: Put This On Your Blog. Our Queens Are Perfection. Yes We Are

Zumapunt:  Strongblackbrotha:  Put This On Your Blog. Our Queens Are Perfection.

Yzma: Zeus….. Is The Father*Hera Throws Chair And Has To Be Restrained By Security Titans*

Yzma:  Zeus….. Is The Father*Hera Throws Chair And Has To Be Restrained By Security

Feistie: Lightofmeridian: Is That Benedict Cumberbatch I Was Literally Going To Write That Caption And Then I Scrolled Down

Feistie:  Lightofmeridian:  Is That Benedict Cumberbatch  I Was Literally Going To

Deathsmonocle: Cerealmonster15: Teenssfromhell: When You Accidentally Befriend Someone Annoying And You Can’t Get Out Of The Friendship Do You Ever Worry That You Are The Chicken I Worry More That We All Empathize With This

Deathsmonocle:  Cerealmonster15:  Teenssfromhell:  When You Accidentally Befriend

Confectionerybliss: Making Half A Recipe Cheat Sheet | Sassy Mister

Confectionerybliss:  Making Half A Recipe Cheat Sheet | Sassy Mister

Collegesmarts: You Probably Are.

Collegesmarts:  You Probably Are.

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