Guy: My Mom Said It Was 9:00 But It’s Only 8:55 Damn Mom I Can’t Have U Kill My Vibes Like That
1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d: urban-pooka: mid2000snatalieportman: pushinglackadaisies: mewlymae: #’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia
