Raptorific: I See How It Is. Rihanna Can Wear A Shiny, Completely Transparent Dress In Public And Everyone Loves It, But When I Did It, I Was “Wasting Saran Wrap” And “Ruining Easter, Daniel.”
otterwize: STOP RIGHT THERE! You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay
