rexuality: i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

rexuality: i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

Literary Corgis

Ellendegeneres: This Family Knows How To Take A Good Halloween Photo.

Mlb: Set Them Free, Bullpen Cop!

Hauntedhorcruxes: There Are At Least Two People Dressed As The Tardis In My Class Right Now I Love Halloween In College

Gingeyy

Phobias: I Need A Cuddle Buddy, Must Be Ok With Listening To My Music And Spending 13 Hours In Bed Together

Gingeyy

I'm My Own Worst Enemy

Spiritualslut: I Don’t Know Why I’ve Always Strived To Take Up Less Space

Marukobott: I Was The Government Shutdown For Halloween Oh My Go D Im Scr Eaming Ur The Best

Thegestianpoet: Whatjanesays: I Finally Caught The Whole Thing! I Don’t Even Know What It’s Advertising… But I Want It. ???????

Prostitourettes: For Halloween Im Gonna Be Horny

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