Jakemalik: Jakemalik: My Parents Left Me Home Alone For The Week Everyone Come Over For A Huge Party Update: It’s Been 5 Minutes And I’m Walking Around My House Just In My Underwear And Moon Shoes, Party Is Getting Pretty Wild

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Hugh-Neutron: Hugh-Neutron: Dont U Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me Dont U Wish Your Girlfriend Was A Freak Like Me Dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa Im Going To Go To A Modelling Agency And When They Ask For My Portfolio Im Just Going To Slam These Pictures

Thefrogman: Otis Has Mixed Feelings About The Leaf Blower.

Bepeu: I Am Ready To Evolv

What Am I Even Doing Here?

Theongreyjoys: I’ve Been On Tumblr For 2 Years Now Why Dont I Have A Group Of Friends That Tag Me In Things And Have Inside Jokes With I Mean Cmon

Fergalicioustwat: &Amp;Ldquo;No U Cant Skip School Today&Amp;Rdquo;

You Are The Sun.

Gingeyy

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