davidbyrne: i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

davidbyrne: i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

I Laugh So I Dont Cry

Slap The Bass So Hard You Get Blisters

Pizza ✌

Pictures And Quotes

Rosenlight: Cough Sorry.

Vonsneezinpooch: Cuteness-Daily: Corgi Puppies! This Would Be My Dream Christmas.

Andro-Saurus: Same.

Boguskudos: If You Ever See Me Freeze In Public, I’m Probably Trying To Figure Out What Song Is Playing

Welcome To My World

Ineloquent Tumbling (Down Stairs)

Schoolgirllover: Why Can’t People Be Really Fucking Spontaneous More Often. Like Why Don’t People Get On Buses In The Middle Of The Night To See Someone Or Call Them And Say What They Feel Exactly How They Feel It. It’s All Fucking Mundane Shit,

Unknownbearing: Leepace: Boobs Are Ridiculous Women Should Just Have Wings Instead Fly

PAWGirls PAWGtastic