partybarackisinthehousetonight: it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

partybarackisinthehousetonight: it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

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Meladoodle: Rodneykong: If She’s Even Able To Walk After Sex You Didnt Do It Right Yeah You’re Supposed To Cut Her Legs Off

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Fuckyeahthefabfour: Man The Beatles Are On A Strangely Long Hiatus

Imaginethebutts: When Someone Does Something Bad And You’re The Only One Who Sees

Sociopathinhellwiththetardis: This Kid Is Going Places

Buttermilkqueen: Do U Ever Hear Something So Dumb Ur Eyes Physically Roll Out Of Ur Head

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