isthisjustphantasy: the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

isthisjustphantasy: the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

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Thetimelordpirate: Life Is Like A Pair Of Pants. Some Days You Find Money In The Pocket, And Other Days Your Belt Loop Catches On The Doorknob Of Your Classroom And You Take Out Three Desks And A Foreign Exchange Student As You Stumble In.

Cokeflow: If I Type Lol It Means I Blew Air Out My Nose Harder Than Usual Don’t Get Too Excited

Offonahuntingtrip: Aegean-Sea: Lowercase Letters Are For The Lower Class And Here We Have A Capitalist

Machetecorgez: Machete Really Loves This Weird Swing, Man.

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Gatsbyadventures: Get Ready To Be Sick Of Seeing Gatsby &Amp;Amp; Scout In Christmas Lights And Other Various Holiday Costumes And/Or Paraphernalia. I Regret Nothing.

Scumplant: I Want You To Write About Me At 3 Am Because You Can’t Sleep

Alababwa: Justplainsomething: Jafaar: I Wish You Earned Money In Real Life Like You Do In Video Games By Destroying Your Enemies And Shaking Trees Breaking Pots And Vases Does The Opposite In Real Life

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