alec guinness once gave me $20 to go away

alec guinness once gave me $20 to go away

Grizzlynitram: Grizzlynitram: Grizzlynitram: How Does Batman’s Mom Call Him Inside For Dinner? Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batmaaaan Oh Wait Shit His Mom’s Dead I Fucked Up I Fucked It All Up

Theycallmemos: When I Delete, This Will Be The Only Post On My Blog

Zackisontumblr: Taps Foot Impatiently While Waiting For Someone To Date Me

Slap The Bass So Hard You Get Blisters

Setbabiesonfire: Randyliedtke: Baked Some Iphone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, Then I Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law. This Is Hilarious.

Feelingherby: Shittier: Niggaimdeadass: Cleanse Me Lord And Rid Me Of This White Skin Kids Are Fucking Horrific I Don’t Want Any Of Them Lmao ^^^

Badcompanys: Life Hack: Take The Person You Despise The Most And Turn Him Into A Flea, A Harmless, Little Flea, And Then Put That Flea In A Box, And Then Put That Box Inside Of Another Box, And Then Mail That Box To Yourself, And When It Arrives Smash

Adrians: Just Noticed The Webcam Flashing Above My Monitor And Realised I’ve Been Recording Myself Blogging In This Position For An Hour And Twenty Minutes

P1Ants: It’s Hard 2 Be Sad About Ur Body When You Think Of It As A Landscape. You Don’t Criticise A Mountain For Being Too Big, Or A Valley For Being Too Winding, And No One Ever Complains About The Vastness Of The Sea. U Are Part Of The Earth And

Oomshi: Honestly I Think I’d Start Crying If Someone Told Me I Have An All Expense Paid Shopping Spree

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Thatscienceguy: I Have Always Wondered What Would Happen With An Infinite Loop In All Directions…

Hiyamiles: Buy Me Cute Underwear And I Will Let U See Me Wearing It

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