theycallmemos: When I delete, this will be the only post on my blog

theycallmemos: When I delete, this will be the only post on my blog

Zackisontumblr: Taps Foot Impatiently While Waiting For Someone To Date Me

Slap The Bass So Hard You Get Blisters

Setbabiesonfire: Randyliedtke: Baked Some Iphone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, Then I Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law. This Is Hilarious.

Feelingherby: Shittier: Niggaimdeadass: Cleanse Me Lord And Rid Me Of This White Skin Kids Are Fucking Horrific I Don’t Want Any Of Them Lmao ^^^

Badcompanys: Life Hack: Take The Person You Despise The Most And Turn Him Into A Flea, A Harmless, Little Flea, And Then Put That Flea In A Box, And Then Put That Box Inside Of Another Box, And Then Mail That Box To Yourself, And When It Arrives Smash

Adrians: Just Noticed The Webcam Flashing Above My Monitor And Realised I’ve Been Recording Myself Blogging In This Position For An Hour And Twenty Minutes

P1Ants: It’s Hard 2 Be Sad About Ur Body When You Think Of It As A Landscape. You Don’t Criticise A Mountain For Being Too Big, Or A Valley For Being Too Winding, And No One Ever Complains About The Vastness Of The Sea. U Are Part Of The Earth And

Oomshi: Honestly I Think I’d Start Crying If Someone Told Me I Have An All Expense Paid Shopping Spree

The-Absolute-Funniest-Posts: Thatscienceguy: I Have Always Wondered What Would Happen With An Infinite Loop In All Directions…

Hiyamiles: Buy Me Cute Underwear And I Will Let U See Me Wearing It

Girlonaleash: Hisprerogative: I Usually Try To Keep To The Theme. But…This Carlosbaila: Marina Abramovic Meets Ulay “Marina Abramovic And Ulay Started An Intense Love Story In The 70S, Performing Art Out Of The Van They Lived In. When They Felt

Stay-Grateful: Housewifeswag: Whose Line Will Forever Be One Of My Favorites Dying Rn

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