sebastian-cock: My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

sebastian-cock: My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

God Knows I'm Tough Enough.

Fitspocouture: Today… In The Shower, I Realized I Have One Of The Most Amazing Curvy Bodies In The World. I Could Have A Picasso Draw Me Naked If My Mom Said Yes. All I Need To Do Is Make A Few Adjustments And By Tomorrow 100000 Guys Will Be Knocking

Nowyoukno: Now You Know

Notsosilentwallflower: Shampooonalasso: Tragicvillain: In The Name Of Finger Me In The Name Of Cardiology. That Works Too

Miles To Go

Libertybeforedeath: Once You Get A Taste Of Sleeping Next To Someone, Sleeping Alone In Your Own Bed Really Sucks.

Legains: Darrencrisshasruinedmylife: My Little Dapper Boy Oh My Gosh.

#Wheresthepwuss?

Gae

In Love With Bad Luck

Stubbornsub: Fucking Love Jim Carrey

Bumbleblaine: There Was A Four Year Old Named Hermione At My Work Today. It’s Started.

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