movsi: *puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*

movsi: puts snapchat text over area of insecurity

Nataliemgc: Yourfavoritethirdwheel: I Have No Time For You If You Don’t Like This Movie If You Don’t Have Time For This Movie, Your Mother Probably Was A Hamster And Your Father Probably Smelled Of Elderberries.

So There Has Always Been This General Consensus That My (As My Friend Would Put It) &Amp;Ldquo;Booty Game Is Always On Point&Amp;Rdquo;And I Was Also Known As Carmen In High School, Thanks To My French Teacher And Class, Because I Had The &Amp;Ldquo;Most Heavingest

Fuck-Me-On-The-Wild-Side: Me Explaining My Music Taste To My Friends

Diet Coke Blog Pt. 1

The Best Moment In Cinematic History

Iguanamouth: Last Year One Night Me And My Old Roommates Were All Playing Twister And Mike Was On The Spinner And Halfway Through The Game He Kind Of Mumbled To Himself “I Sure Hope Im Calling These Right” And Then Everyone In The Room Simultaneously

Hypergiants: Pulpofiction: Life Hack: If Someone Makes A Racist/Sexist Joke, Say, With Total Seriousness, “I Don’t Get It, Can You Explain It” Then Watch Them Crash And Burn &Amp;Ldquo;…And Then I Said, ‘Go Make Me A Sandwich!’ Haw Haw Haw.&Amp;Rdquo;

Um

Cannabisbliss: Purlpeiris: Can This Be The New Universal Sign For That? Yes. This. This Is Going To Happen. New Universally Recognized Motion.

Um

Golden.

Futureconflicted: Weeping-Angels-Take-The-Ponds: Shershocker: #Am I Interrupting Something #Sammy #Sammy What’s Happening #Who Are These People You Took A Sad Moment And Made It Funny You Did Good

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