sirlightbulb: Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

sirlightbulb: Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

Cumfort: The Perks Of Dating Me I’m Funny I Can Cook (I Mean Order Pizza) Whenever U Want I Don’t Have Friends So We Can Always Hang Out

Supernatural-Direction13: I Was Not Expecting That Last One Omg

H0Llo: I Want To Open A Tea Shop Called “It’s Partea Time” And Ill Spike All The Tea With Vodka

Amlour: One Time In High School This Kid Started Choking On A Roll And Instead Of Helping Him I Said “How Breadful” And That About Sums Up How Useful I Am In Emergencies

Ashenhartkrietheoriginal: Officialannakendrick: If You Were Invisible, Would You Still Be Able To See With Your Eyes Closed?? This Fucking Text Post Just Started The Biggest Debate In My Maths Class Because I Read It Out Loud And We Have Come To The

Ok So

Unclefather: Jesuschristvevo: Would You Like Some Cream Cheese On Your Beagle Keep Your Cream Cheese Away From My Dog

Lanactrlaltdelrey: What A Fucking Idiot I Want 14 Of Them

Tiredpunk: What The Fuck Is This Even Making

Gingeyy

Delirium

Dorkyhanji: Dorkyhanji: If Someone Tells You Your Clothing Style Is Gay, Respond With: &Amp;Ldquo;Yeah, It Came Out Of The Closet This Morning.&Amp;Rdquo;

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