can I touch your butt for christmas

can I touch your butt for christmas

Incendere: Well. Looks Like I Won’t Be Moving For A Few Hours

Rexuality: My Mom And Dad Were Arguing In Front Of Me Whether To Give Me A Present Now Or To Wait Til Christmas And My Mom Was Like “Can We Give Her It Now?” And My Dad Was Like “What Present” And My Mom Was Like “You Know… The Good One”

Atypicalblonde: One Time I Overslept And My Mom Came Into My Room To Wake Me Up And Said “You Had Better Get Up Or Else You’ll Be Rushing”. I Wanted To Say “If I’m Rushing Then So Be It” But Since I Was Still Half Asleep My Mind Changed “Rushing”

I Wonder If Anybody Actually Had Feelings For Me, Like Actually Got Upset Or Mad Over Little Things I Did And Got Jealous And Confused Over Me And Thought About Me On A Regular Basis. I Feel Like I Am The Only Person That Ever Really Cares About Anyone

Spazztrick: Hooksandplans: Do U Ever Just Lip Sync To Fall Out Boy Dramatically And Pretend You’re Patrick Stump

Um

Staythatswhatimeanttosay: In Case You Are A Fan Of Same Sex Unions, Weddings In General,Or Are Just Really Itching To Know What I Look Like (Or My Wife, As I Haven’t Posted A Picture Of Her Yet[She’s The Adorable One In The Suspenders]) Here’s

-Hewastheirfriend: I Need A Cute Boy Right This Instant This Is Not A Drill

Gingeyy

Gingeyy: So I’ve Always Wanted Glasses Because I Like Me In Glasses. But The Closest I Will Get Is With My Grandma Glasses (From Our Grandma Outfits At Lineage Beer Pong) Sooo I Might Get My Hair Cut Down To ~About This Length. Prob A Few Inches

Nickcarragay: Isn’t It Weird That We Have One Hand That Knows How To Do Everything And Then One Hand That Just Sits There Like “I Don’t Know How To Hold A Pencil”

Marlenedoll: Michael Myers | Poketryoshka - Pokemon Nesting Dolls