tinysorceress: I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart

tinysorceress: I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart

Brushitofff: I Have Childhood Memories That I Am Not 100% Sure Actually Happened Or If I Dreamed Them I Really Do Not Know

Foreverqueird: Gods-Nips: I Am So Fucking Done With This Website Like I Cannot. I’ve Been Laughing For Like 5 Minutes Straight. Its Back

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Carlyisaround: Slytherinwinchester37: Saw This In The Local News Paper The Other Day…. Write Them A Thank You Letter

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Fight With Heart.

Canadianslut: Cries Under The Mistletoe With A Bottle Of Vodka

Blow-Rob: When I Was In The Seventh Grade I Accidentally Got Invited To A Birthday Party But The Kid Realized He Sent Me An Invite And Told Me Not To Come And I Was Just Sadly Watching People Post On Facebook About How They Were Getting Ready And Then

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Girlwhowasonfire: Girlwhowasonfire: The Great Thing About Coffee: It Cures Exhaustion At 11 Pm And Enables You To Write A Bomb Ass Paper The Bad Thing About Coffee: It’s Now 3 Am And The Only Thing I Want To Do Is Cha Cha Real Smooth I Cant Believe

Corgisandboobs: &Amp;Ldquo;I Am The Cleanest Peeg.&Amp;Rdquo;

Crossfitkarla: This!

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