vaginawoolf: coolator: i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit #*rolls out of bed at 1 pm and pours whiskey in my coffee* #basically the same thing

vaginawoolf: coolator: i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit #rolls out of bed at 1 pm and pours whiskey in my coffee #basically the same thing

Tittily: My Favorite Thing About England Is That The Word Pulp Doesnt Exist

Melchiorv: Luanlegacy: Internetghost: Didn’t Expect That Last One This Fucking Website….. Hahahahah

Pushandturn: Pussywag0N: Thefunniestblogger: Pornocreep: Freemindfreebody: Skinbonesandink: Younggt: &Amp;Ldquo;Birds And Squirrels And Earth And Sky&Amp;Rdquo; Oh.. I Freakin Love My Dogs. Holy Fuck. I Love My Dog. She Ain’t Ever Going Anywhere.

Are You Or Are You Not Hip To My Jive?

Sefangel: Darnni: Who Do You Think You Are Soothing.

Thebatteur: Once In Kindergarten A Girl Asked Me To Write “Super Girl” On Her Arm Since I Was The Only Kid Who Could Write So I Wrote “Shit” On Her Arm And I Hid Under The Table For Like 30 Minutes Then The Teacher Found Me And Yelled At Me Then

Housewifeswag: Always.

Glowpinkstah: Fuoco-Go: Gendertier: Gendertier: Gendertier: I Just Walked Into My Moms Room And There’s A Dachshund In Here We Don’t Own A Dachshund???? ???????? Okay This Dog Is So Sweet But Where Is My Mom Omfg Your Mom Has Been Turned

Codeinewarrior: Me And You And Our Dogs All Sleeping Together On Our King Sized Bed

Taskscape: Anescaperouteofoldroutine: He Was So Happy I Let Him Sit Up At The Bench Like A Real Boy. That Dog Makes Me Life

Churchvan: If Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Worship Your Butt Then He’s A Lame And I’m Very Sorry You Have To Deal With That

It's Just You And Your Hand Tonight

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