becausebirds: “Am I as fluffy as the clouds?”

becausebirds: “Am I as fluffy as the clouds?”

Chapter 3.0

Leonkumquat: When My Dad Was In College He Had A Friend Who Told A Girl He’d Take Her On A Date Unlike Any Other She’d Ever Been On And So He Took Her To The Supermarket To Watch The Lobsters Fighting In The Lobster Tank They’re Married Now

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I Love Buying New Things But I Hate Spending Money I’m So Angry

Lepear: Meladoodle: U R Now Ex No Luv Uno Mo

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Foodfuckery: Incredible Cheese Bombs Recipe

Awwww-Cute: They Really Love Each Other

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Chefboyardeezie: Banjo-Jeff: Chefboyardeezie: When Im Rich The First Thing Im Doing Is Getting Laser Hair Removal On Every Inch Of My Body That Isn’t My Head You’ll Look Pretty Funny Without Eyebrows Im At Least 3% Sure That My Eyebrows R On

M-E-M-O-R-I-A-L: (X)

Corophagia: The Central Nervous System, Containing The Brain And Spinal Cord.

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