j5h: when people say fuck yourself i want to respond with “ive tried but i was scared my penis might snap in half” but they might take me seriously especially because i just tried and i… okay good night

j5h: when people say fuck yourself i want to respond with “ive tried but i was scared my penis might snap in half” but they might take me seriously especially because i just tried and i… okay good night

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