Proto Porn
x-to-y: 6:33am, 6:33pm.
x-to-y: 6:33am, 6:33pm.
Classy-Kate: I-Wanna-Be-Stereotyped: I Wish My Friends Would Take Random Pictures Of Me When We Hang Out Because I’m An Arrogant Prick And I Want More Pictures Of Myself That Aren’t Selfies. Someone Finally Said It
Awwww-Cute: This Is Izzy. Izzy Just Found Out She Likes Boat Rides
Life Is Worth Competing For
Celebrated The End Of My Internship And A Fantastic Job Offer With Cupcakes, Donuts, Great Friends, Leaving Work At 2Pm, More Drinks And Food, More Drinks, And Champagne With The Family. Life Is Great, I Have A Job Offer For Starting Next Summer And I
Lecterings: &Amp;Lsquo;Where Is The Pen I Was Using Like 3 Seconds Ago&Amp;Rsquo; An Autobiography I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Never Write Because I Keep Losing The Pen I Was Using Like 3 Seconds Ago.
Prettycolors: #06F9B8
Catharsis
Someone Talk To Me And Play With Me
Moved To @Rydenxo
Theprettylittleblogger: I’m Ready For Autumn So That I Can Wear Comfortable Sweaters, Plaid, And Boots While Drinking Tea Or Hot Coco By A Slightly Opened Window. To Be Able To Look Up And See A Swoosh Of Air Carrying Colorful Leaves All Around Me.
Thechurchofbobsaget: I Think “Dildo” Is A Perfectly Acceptable Insult. Like, I’d Call You A Dick But You’re Not Real Enough.
Bad-Velvet: Top 10 Favorite Chick Flick Comedies (2000S)
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