meladoodle: sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

meladoodle: sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

Slap The Bass So Hard You Get Blisters

Siighed: Some Kid In My English Class Goes By The Name Squash And My Teacher Done Fucked Up And Called Him Zucchini

Alanabitchhhhh: Thefinest-Things: Finest Things ︻╦╤─

Seems Fake...

Alanabitchhhhh: Fvshion-Killaa: Fνѕнισи-Кιℓℓαα♡ ︻╦╤─

Breathe

Merlwyb: Lemme See If It Was Any Good No Delete It I Look Dumb

Thelovenotebook

Corgisandboobs: Goddammit, Ghost.

Fitwithoutfat: Lunch. Baked Red Potatoes W/Heirloom Tomatoes And Guac 🍅. I Tossed The Potatoes In Smoked Paprika, Granulated Garlic, A Mix Of Savory Herbs, And Maple Syrup! Baked At 400 Degrees For About 40 Min. 😊

Gingeyy

Trondolphin: Omgitsfrizzy: So There’s This Hashtag Trending Called #Makeuptransformation, Which Is Basically Just People Making Fun Of How Dramatic Face Contouring Is(Seen In The First Picture). I Am Screaming Lmfao @ The Benzino Bit! Smh

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