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equestrianrepublican:voxparadoxi:#thingszeuswouldneverreallysayA true hero isn’t measured by the size of their strength, but by the strength of their dick!#thingszeuswouldprobablysay

One Of Many.

Fantastcbeasts: But Why Do Famous People Get Things For Free If They’re The Ones That Can Afford It

Cats-Offdensen:madamspeaker:that Moment When Mcgonagall And Snape Realise It’s Only Day One Of A New School Year, And That The Prospect Of Facing Voldemort Might Actually Be Preferable To Dealing With This Pink Thing Beside Them.so Much Sass In The

Villainousleaugeoflemons: Mugglebornandraised: Pishposhspice: I Have Just Been Informed That There Is A Restaurant An Hour From Where I Live Called ‘Goats On The Roof’ Where Goats Actually Hang Out On The Roofi Have To Go. I Have To. Isn’t This

Ribbz: Sylvysparrow: Ooooof Shots Motherfucking Fired.

Elviriel: The Finale Summed Up In One Gif

Burntpicasso:bummedbutterfly:scootersenshi:myreasonswhyihatetmblralot: Remember White People, According To Black People All White People Are Mayonnaise Colored. :/ You Put Mayonnaise On Your Arm To Prove To Us That You’re Actually The Color Of Sliced

Atheist-Xmas:once In Middle School A Girl Asked Me For A Tampon In The Hallway. I Dug One Of My Purse, And When I Went To Hand It To Her, I Realized She Didn’t Have A Purse On Her, Or A Hoodie With Big Pockets Or Anything, So I Said, “Um, I Don’t

One Of Many.

Digitaldoggy: One Time This Dude Was Being Stupid So I Said “Well You Can’t Spell Stupid Without U” And He Got Really Angry And Shouted “Well There’s An ‘I’ In Stupid Too” And I Just Stared At Him For A Rly Long Time

Lejazzhot: Julie Andrews On Lady Gaga’s Tribute To The Sound Of Music At The 87Th Academy Awards, 2015.

De0Dorant-Thief:i Thought Thpse Men Were Real At First And I Just Got Really Fucking Confused Holy Shit What The Fucl

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