suckmydicknewyorker: Kudos to the New Yorker on publishing a cartoon that’s funnier than anything we’ve ever posted

suckmydicknewyorker: Kudos to the New Yorker on publishing a cartoon that’s funnier than anything we’ve ever posted

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