realestmatt:It was always a dream of mine as a kid to own a snake and have it crawl through the skulls of my enemies

realestmatt:It was always a dream of mine as a kid to own a snake and have it crawl through the skulls of my enemies

Thetenderpassion: Veehos: Megbiediger: Igglooaustralia: No This Is Not A Renaissance Painting. Just Nicki Minaj Slaying A White Carpet No Joke I Even See The Golden Spiral Yeah, It Starts Right In The Bobbies

Rogerthat-Bucky: Lokis-Kitten: So, I Was Telling @Egogrumps How Much Better This Scene Would Be If They Used Britney Spears Toxic In The Back… And Then My Hand Slipped. Everytime Yall See This Scene Now Your Gonna Think Of This Song Your Welcome

Pr1Nceshawn: People Who Won The Food Lottery.

Infernalpume: Shmeards: Supervirgin: Dontforgettheclit: Iamnotjody: Dope-Kulture: Tony Hawk Lands A 900 At Age 48! 🐐🐐🐐 G.o.a.t Wtf I Love How He Showed How Many Times He Failed Though, That’s Inspirational For People Out Here Trying

Benaddictedcumberbabe: Bowlofbloodoranges: Here Are Some Photos Of Me Noticing A Wasp Nest 1St Pic : Lookin Good 2Nd Pic: Being Artsy And Looking Away (Looking At Wasp Nest) 3Rd Pic: Fully Understanding That There Is Indeed A Wasp Nest 4Th Pic: Me Being

Americanninjax: Hannahblumenreich: That Take-Out Is Going To Be Freezing By The Time It Gets Home. I Still Think About This Comic All The Time.

Brimstonegarden: Chauvinistsushi: Cyborg Realness Hey You Got A Portable Charger, My Arms Dead.

Riolas32: Keranos-God-Of-Storm-Crows: Hydraworx: My Friends Made Us A Halo Energy Sword As A (Belated) Wedding Gift. I Am Cry, It’s So Beautiful.sword And Concept By Sean Bradley Studio, Electronics Kit By Josh Kane. I Always Knew That Halo Was A

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Filledwiththislight: Things My Dentist Has Actually Said To Me: “Well, Either The X-Rays Lied To Me Or You Are Spontaneously Creating Teeth. I’m Going With The Second One Because It’s Way Cooler.” “When Was The Last Time You Flossed? Your Gums

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