dancinginthesetrees: nicollekidman: natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but

dancinginthesetrees: nicollekidman: natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but

Shesnake: What She Says: Im Fine What She Means: Chuck Palahniuk Went Camping One Weekend And Got Beat Up By Some Homophobes But When He Came Into Work W Bruises And Scars On His Face None Of His Co-Workers Said Anything, Which Inspired Him To Write Fight

Russiacore: Me When I Thought I Was Straight: I Will Never Cook For My H*Sband. I Will Need One Who Knows How To Because I Intend To Never Learn How To Fry An Egg. Me Now, Gay: I Cant Wait To Make My Wife Nutritious Breakfast With A Perfect Cream Latte

Parydise

Vrjesusv: Xojoytotheworld: Thatpettyblackgirl: Rappers: “I Come From Nothing There Was Nights I Ain’t Eat&Amp;Quot; The Rappers Mom: Lmfaaaaoooooo Lmfao I Always Wondered This 😂

It Is What It Is.

Sexanax: He’s Lying Sis

Carol-Danvers: Almost None Of Us Commit Suicide And Almost All Of Us Self-Destruct. In Some Way, In Some Part Of Our Lives. We Drink, Or We Smoke. We Destabilize The Good Job. Or The Happy Marriage. These Aren’t Decisions, They’re Impulses. In Fact,

Mydarktv: Annihilation // Aesthetics

Kogaroshi: Shawn Mendes: “I Know I Can Treat You Better Than He Canand Any Girl Like You Deserves A Gentleman” Me:

Gloomae

Ninjaikke: Writterings: Sometimes I Forget How Straight People Won’t Jump At The Chance To Watch A Show With Gay Rep In It. I Literally Said To My Straight Friend Today “Oh You Should Watch This Show, It Has Lesbians In It” And She Stared At Me

Ig:@Polygamy

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