tsukum: i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!”

tsukum: i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!”

Bluegrasshole:some Of You Have Never Had A Customer Service Job And It Shows

Dói, Mas Ninguém Precisa Saber.

Filmgifs: Nick Dunne Took My Pride And My Dignity And My Hope And My Money. He Took And Took From Me Until I No Longer Existed. That’s Murder.rosamund Pike As Amy Elliott Dunne In Gone Girl (2014)

Tragicish: Do I Blame My Zodiac Sign Or My Childhood Traumas Or Both

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Coveverde: Marymacdonald: Religious Affiliation: “Cool Girl” Speech, Gone Girl (2014) Men Always Say That As The Defining Compliment, Don’t They? She’s A Cool Girl. Being The Cool Girl Means I Am A Hot, Brilliant, Funny Woman Who Adores Football,

Librabutch:zodiac Signs Are Real And The Only Proof You Need Is That Literally All Aquariuses Are Like That. You Know What Im Talking About.

Lordendsavior: “The Double Agent For The Patriarchy Is Basically Just A Woman Who Perhaps Unknowingly Is Still Putting The Patriarchal Narrative Out Into The World. Is Still Benefitting Off, Profiting Off And Selling A Patriarchal Narrative To Other

Lesbeanic: I’m Like…Incessantly Uncomfortable With The Idea That Men Look At Me In Public And Decide For Themselves Whether I’m Attractive Or Not. Like Men Looking At Me Makes Me Feel So Uncomfortable I Can’t Breathe Even If They’re Just Being

Heals:

Smoreios: Adventure Time Was A Outside Pov, Slow Burn, Post Break Up, Getting Back Together, Mutual Pining, Hurt/Comfort, Angst With Happy Ending, Fluff And Angst 655K Worded Bubbline Fic

Magiccbean:mood

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