mjalti: i’ll believe every single post about astrology before i believe anything that comes out of a man’s mouths jot that down cuz that’s gonna be on the final

mjalti: i’ll believe every single post about astrology before i believe anything that comes out of a man’s mouths jot that down cuz that’s gonna be on the final

Lioness

Emotionalempowerer: Thank You Chelsea Handler For Your Honesty, Despite An Obviously Unsupportive And Biased Audience.

Gayslimeblock: My Organs When I Eat My First Meal Of The Day At 5Pm

Is Perpetual Twilight Really All That Bad?

Sluttyshakespeare:who Fucking Litters. Why Do I Ever See Litter. Who Thinks That’s Okay. Who. Who Needs To Throw Their Fast Food Bag Out The Fucking Window Instead Of Waiting Until They Get Somewhere With A Trashcan. What Kinda Clown Behavior. Get Fucked.

Beyoncescock:ummm What About “Campfire Song” Or “Indoors”?!!?!?! Or The Krusty Krab Song

Prasejeebus: Me After Hanging Out With Straight People

Maintain

Movie-Gifs: Annihilation (2018) Dir. Alex Garland.

Nowhites: Cheating Is Gross Like You Really Dont Owe Anyone Anything Unless You’re Married So If You’re Not Happy Dating Someone Just Break It Off It Literally Is That Simpleand People Who Use “Well Monogamy Isnt Natural Anyway” As An Excuse

Ceylans: I Hate To Be “That Guy&Amp;Quot; Who Finds Homoerotic Subtext In Just About Anything, But I Was Just Watching Brokeback Mountain And Let Me Tell You

Miseducatedmelanicmuse:

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