unclefather: The first time a straight person was right

unclefather: The first time a straight person was right

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Kittyb4E:not Sure What You Are Doing Right Now But I’m Losing My Fucking Mind Over You

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Glumshoe: What I Say: “I’m Touch-Starved.” What You Think I Mean: “I Need A Hug.” What I Truly Mean: “I Need Someone To Platonically Lie Across Me With Their Full Weight, Crushing My Body And Providing Deep Pressure Until My Errant Soul

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Homofied:Eats Your Ass Because I’m Proud Of You

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