tastefullyoffensive: by Sarah Andersen

tastefullyoffensive: by Sarah Andersen

Bombing:[On The Supermarket Line] Aw Fuck This Isn’t The Cereal I Wanted. [Turns To Lady Behind Me] Can You Believe I Grabbed The Wrong Cereal? Rip My Spine Out And Just Beat Me With It I Can’t Believe I Grabbed The Wrong Thing. Just Destroy My Useless

Essence-Of-Armbarring: Cyberbunbun: Essence-Of-Armbarring: I Love The Implication That In The Deus Ex-Verse There’s A Game Called Knuckles &Amp;Amp; Knuckles &Amp;Amp; Knuckles There Is

Grayclouds: I Swear To God If Someone Were To Create A Character In A Video Game That Was Just A Buff Lamp Who Gave Your Player Character Encouraging Dialogue At Least One Person On This Hellsite Would Want To Fuck It Within The First Week Of Release

Contemporarysnowflake: Anexperimentallife: Bookcharactersthough: Danielle-Writes: Some Advice For When You’re Writing And Find Yourself Stuck In The Middle Of A Scene: Kill Someone Ask This Question: “What Could Go Wrong?” And Write Exactly How

Bisexualpiratequeen: Missvoltairine: Bisexualpiratequeen: Bisexualpiratequeen: Once A Boy Looked Very Sadly At Me After A Little Bit Of Conversation. ‘You’re So Smart’ He Said, ‘I Feel Like I Couldn’t Keep Up’. And Then He Did That

Mr. Gorbachev, Deactivate That Almond

Takealookatyourlife: Oparnoshoshoi: Anarkisses: Thenatsdorf: The Evolution Of Douchebag Style [Full Video] Oh, He’s Good. I Don’t Know Whether He Deserves An Oscar Or A Restraining Order. I Die Laughing At This Every God Damn Time. The Prayer

Pochowek: Unregistered-Hypercam2: Ufonized:

Thejakelikesonions:so Romantic

Tammycat: I Think Humanity Peaked When We Decided That Clowns Are Scary And Skeletons Are Funny The Face-Painted Red-Nosed Caricature Meant To Cause Laughter And Bring Joy To Children Has Morphed Into An Uncanny-Valley Harbinger Of Horror While The Dry

Blanska: Classicaldynamics: Future-Struggling-Musician: Always Reblog When I See This Video And People Say The Baroque Times Weren’t Fun. It Was Lit Af Back Then. Bach Was Turnt

Giantmechanicalants: Theflyingdutchman: Why Do People Get So Mad About Puns? They’re Literally The Nicest Kind Of Humor. They Make Nobody Feel Bad. It’s Just Clever. Sometimes It’s Original. Learn To Like Puns. Don’t Let Society Run Your Life

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