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ofanda: Scottish tweets make no sense, but also make absolute sense
ofanda: Scottish tweets make no sense, but also make absolute sense
Just-Shower-Thoughts: I’d Like To See A Documentary Where Kkk Members Compete Against Black Athletes And Scholars In Physical And Intellectual Challenges And Then Try To Explain How They’re Superior.
Fortooate: Foxy-Mulder: Thankyu: A Clownboy (Half Clown, Half Cowboy) Says Yeehonk This Is It. The Worst Post I’ve Ever Seen. My Own Two Eyes Are Cursed Alright Boys, I’m Pretty Sure We Can All Squeeze Into This Very Small Town Together
If You’re Reading This, I’m Your Dad Now.
Hungwy: Swat Kicking Down My Meth Lab Door: Get Down On The Ground Me (With Cat Ears On): Oh Nyoez!!! Sowwy Mister Gubbermemt ;‘3 I Can Haz Weduced Sentence Fow Compwiance? Swat Guy: *Shoots Me In The Head*
Spoonyruncible:i Cannot Possibly Emphasize What A Constant Trial It Is Being Friends With Me.
Legible Posts At Last
Just-Shower-Thoughts: Opening The Fridge Every 5 Minutes Not Because I Expect There Will Be Something New In There, But If My Standards Has Lowerd Low Enough To Eat What’s Left
Earpdollsholliday: Food Network Show Idea: A Show Called “Picky Eaters” Where Chefs Have To Make Something To Please Both A Panel Of Food Network Judges And A Panel Of 6 Year Olds
90Sxarthoe: Fuckyourstyl: Why Do Girls Like To Watch Guys Sleep? Cause Y'all Not Doing Stupid Shit.
Jokedaddy: Yikyak Was Cool. I Used It Back When I Lived Next To Millitary Base, So I Just Had To Go “Whoops! Accidentally Farted On The Flag Today!” And 15 Dudes Would Threaten To Hunt Me Down
Roguetelemetry:buzzkill Ghidorah
Doctor-Endless:anyone Else Go Through That Occasional Phase Where Toast And Butter Is Just The Tastiest Fucking Creation On The Planet And You Have To Restrain Yourself From Eating An Entire Loaf Of Bread In Ten Minutes
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