hungwy: SWAT kicking down my meth lab door: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me (with cat ears on): oh nyoez!!! Sowwy mister gubbermemt ;‘3 I can haz weduced sentence fow compwiance? SWAT guy: *shoots me in the head*

hungwy: SWAT kicking down my meth lab door: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me (with cat ears on): oh nyoez!!! Sowwy mister gubbermemt ;‘3 I can haz weduced sentence fow compwiance? SWAT guy: shoots me in the head

Spoonyruncible:i Cannot Possibly Emphasize What A Constant Trial It Is Being Friends With Me.

Legible Posts At Last

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Opening The Fridge Every 5 Minutes Not Because I Expect There Will Be Something New In There, But If My Standards Has Lowerd Low Enough To Eat What’s Left

Earpdollsholliday: Food Network Show Idea: A Show Called “Picky Eaters” Where Chefs Have To Make Something To Please Both A Panel Of Food Network Judges And A Panel Of 6 Year Olds

90Sxarthoe: Fuckyourstyl: Why Do Girls Like To Watch Guys Sleep? Cause Y'all Not Doing Stupid Shit.

Jokedaddy: Yikyak Was Cool. I Used It Back When I Lived Next To Millitary Base, So I Just Had To Go “Whoops! Accidentally Farted On The Flag Today!” And 15 Dudes Would Threaten To Hunt Me Down

Roguetelemetry:buzzkill Ghidorah

Doctor-Endless:anyone Else Go Through That Occasional Phase Where Toast And Butter Is Just The Tastiest Fucking Creation On The Planet And You Have To Restrain Yourself From Eating An Entire Loaf Of Bread In Ten Minutes

Da-At-Ass: Gingeredpolarbears: Perpetualvelocity: Carry-On-My-Wayward-Butt: I Feel Like This Is Older Than Me Wowlook At This Relic Remember What The Internet Was Like This Ten Years Old Fuuuuckkkk

Bangays: Qoa: Pussylipgloss: Me And Strawberry Lemonade Svedka Me With Patron Silver Tbh Tbh Strawberitas

Captain-Liddy: I Actually Have A Lot Of Heterosexual Friends. I Suspect My Brother Might Be Hetero. And I Really Don’t Have A Problem With It. Just Like. The Hetero Ppl I Know Aren’t All Like. Flamboyant About It, Ya Feel? Like, They Aren’t Like

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