i’m dying squirtle

i’m dying squirtle

Nitewrighter: Widowmaker: Makes The Smallest Slightest Turn Of Her Head Widowmaker’s Ponytail: Whips Around Wildly, Clips Through Her Ass And A Nearby Wall, Becomes Prehensile And Strangles A Nearby Jack Morrison

Alien-Sunflower-Seed: Just-Like-Bart: Transhumanisticpanspermia: Playing With Them Can Kill Them When They’re Tiny - Each ‘Mouth’ Can Only Withstand ~3 Closing Cycles Mechanically, Each Closing Cycle Is A Huge Energy Investment, And Of Course Growing

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Stop The &Quot;Hewwo&Quot; Meme

What The Everloving Fuck

What The Everloving Fuck

Dryspongeboys: Setheverman: Me, Losing Followers Rapidly For Reblogging The Fucking “Hewwo” Meme: H-Hewwo?? Followewss??? Goodbye Seth

Choochuchoo: Setheverman: Ok, But What’s The Mood For The Month Of August?

Chippingthegoalkeeper: Thegoldengals: Chippingthegoalkeeper: I Have A Lot Of Pet Peeves But I Think The Biggest One Is When People Say Things Like “Oh It’s Such A Small Town, Only 35,000 People” Like Bitch My Town Has 200 People, You Need To

Jellyjaws: Voretune Teller…. Magic Ate Ball……

Earthdad: Smol-Little-Shortcake: Earthdad: It Isn’t A Date Until You Lather Each Other In Mud *Ranch Listen, I Know What I Said And My Statement Stands True

Extra-Transitional:the Is Actually How Planetary Orbit Happens, We Just Haven’t Yet Advanced To The Point Where Our Technology Can Recognize The Giant Fucking Cat Licking The Planet

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