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extra-transitional:the is actually how planetary orbit happens, we just haven’t yet advanced to the point where our technology can recognize the giant fucking cat licking the planet

extra-transitional:the is actually how planetary orbit happens, we just haven’t yet advanced to the point where our technology can recognize the giant fucking cat licking the planet

extra-transitional:the is actually how planetary orbit happens, we just haven’t

Judasisgayriot:if Ur Ever Bored Remember That Victorians Used Jelly In Fancy Shapes/Moulds As Table Centrepieces For Entertainment During Dinner Bc It Wobbled In A Funny Way

Judasisgayriot:if Ur Ever Bored Remember That Victorians Used Jelly In Fancy Shapes/Moulds

Real-Live-Dragon: Harvard-Dad: The Worst Part About Parallel Parking Is The Witnesses No Witnesses If Youre Bad Enough At Parallel Parking

Real-Live-Dragon:  Harvard-Dad: The Worst Part About Parallel Parking Is The Witnesses

Shitboy96: Pospana: Finally A Good Call Out Post Me Trying To Act Cool In Front Of @Pucikat

Shitboy96: Pospana: Finally A Good Call Out Post  Me Trying To Act Cool In Front

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Bananas Rotat E

Yungterra: Me: @ The Nsa I Challenge U To A Fight Nsa:  Me: Hey @ The Nsa Lets Meet Nsa:  Me: Nsa:

Yungterra: Me: @ The Nsa I Challenge U To A Fight Nsa:  Me: Hey @ The Nsa Lets Meet

Black-To-The-Bones:the Next Time White People Will Ask You How They Can Help The Black Community- Show Them  This.

Black-To-The-Bones:the Next Time White People Will Ask You How They Can Help The

Courage-95:*Inhales Child*

Courage-95:*Inhales Child*

No Weenies Allowed

No Weenies Allowed

Chrsevans: Fish Pee In You All Day!

Chrsevans: Fish Pee In You All Day!

Earthdad: Maximumdongerdrive: Earthdad: Me, Naked In A 7 Eleven: Do You Guys Have Any Beef Jerky? Aisle 4 Me, Naked In Aisle 4 Of 7 Eleven: Thanks

Earthdad: Maximumdongerdrive:   Earthdad: Me, Naked In A 7 Eleven: Do You Guys Have

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Euripidesredux: Lunulata: Raptorific: Lunulata: I Think My Favorite Panic-Fueled Response To A Petitioner Was When Someone Came Up To Me In Union Square And Said “Hi, Would You Care To Sign Our Petition For Lgbt Rights?” And I Just Blurted Out “I’m

Euripidesredux:  Lunulata:  Raptorific:  Lunulata:  I Think My Favorite Panic-Fueled

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