liberalsarecool: thelovelylights: Pitbull is sending his private plane to Puerto Rico so cancer patients can be brought to the US for treatment and yet Donald Trump can’t get basic supplies over because “there’s a thing called the Atlantic Ocean,

liberalsarecool: thelovelylights: Pitbull is sending his private plane to Puerto Rico so cancer patients can be brought to the US for treatment and yet Donald Trump can’t get basic supplies over because “there’s a thing called the Atlantic Ocean,

I Swear To High I'm Not God

I Swear To High I'm Not God

Pornhub Is Chaotic Good

Bluntasaurus-Sex: America

Squarecutorpearshape: Capacity: Autohaste: If Depression Was A Musical This Is A Bop Okay But This Person’s Comedic Timing Is Insane

Bidoof: There’s So Many Zombie Apocalypse Movies That Are All The Same But Not Even A Single Goose Apocalypse Movie

Leftboob-Enthusiast: So I Was Wondering Why We Didn’t Hire Out Pregnancy Bellies At Work Anymore (I Work At A Costume Rental Place) And Asked My Manager And Apparently This Lady Was Hiring Out The Different Sizes Over A Period Of Months And Then She

Oh, Worm?

Maplecas:sometimes I Scroll Through Stephen King’s Twitter And I’m Never Disappointed

Biomerge: Yall Really Should Not Be On Your Friend’s Side Just On The Basis That They Are You Friend. Like Obviously You Don’t Need To Handle A Situation The Same Way You Would With A Stranger But If Your Friend Is In The Wrong You Need To Tell Them

Ask-Oncies-Jizz:the Fact That A Bot Made This Makes It At Least 8 Times Funnier

Totally Canon Overwatch Quotes

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